Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
(Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.
"my songs are aware of what you did with the lights off" by
just let him have the pizza
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”